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Everyone whom I just recently met noticed that I've lost weight during the past 3 months or so (I was a fatty bom bom, now I'm just a fatty). They're all like, "ZOMG (as in zoh-mee-god, they don't actually just spell it out, yes there are some people who do that in real life), what happened?!"

You wanna know how I lost weight?
a) Got a tongue piercing (no solid food for a week)
b) Went through heartbreaks and your parents from half way across the world stressing you out and making you feel guilty

Results from the above mentioned activities:
a) You lose weight
b) You can't sleep
c) You get panda eyes
d) You look like shit, even worse than your usual shitty appearance
e) You feel like shit, walk around half-alive until even the 70-sth-year-old consultant in your office notices that you're not your usual sunny self
f) People start to worry (and eventually get tired of) cause you're crying so often
g) You crave for delicious food but when it arrives you don't eat anything cause you're too numb to taste it
h) You stop loving yourself

That was the last few months of 2009.

2010's gonna be better with a little help from good friends and a little more love from yourself.