Cinta..tentulah

Okay whatever my BM is damn crap so how do you say 'Absolutely' in BM?

Anyway thanks to the awesomeness that is Suanie and Absolut, I got to go to the Absolut Love event at RogueArt Gallery, Jln Berangan. Getting there was such a BITCH though cause of the after-office hours jam and whatnot, KL roads were fucking filled up to the brim. Can die ok. I love love the art gallery, it was so cute and minimalistic, and I love love Absolut for the free flow of cocktails, although next time don't end it too early plzkthx.

They had this contest going on, where you had to complete a sentence that says 'In an Absolut world...' and my answer was

In an Absolut world I would be fucking rich and all assholes would be my slaves.

I still find it outrageous that I didn't win. Sorry I didn't say something along the lines of HIV /cancer cure/love all around/no war/etc etc etc.

with Kim, Suanie, and Myhorng

Now I fail as a blogger cause I didn't take any pictures of the place or the logos or the decos.. I was too busy enjoying the Absolut okay.

Kaum lelaki, sila baca

I think KL seriously lacks gentlemen somehow. They don't even know the basic rules of behavior when you're out with girls.

Example a
I post on fb that I wanna go out for drinks, a guy comments, asking to belanja him. Hello?! Do not ever ask a girl to buy you a drink. That's fucking damn unclassy. It's a bloody fucking turnoff lah okay, like you have a pepet instead of a penis. I'm not your fucking sugarmommy, bitch.

Example b
A guy asks me out. I'm like okay sure. When the bill arrives, he takes my money. Wah fucker you asked me out and now you don't even refuse my dollar bills? Like hello if I don't go out with you also I won't die lah okay, you ungrateful little turd. At least pretend to say, 'Hey it's okay, this is on me,' or something. Because I'm nice like that I will always insist on paying for my share. I have yet to meet a guy who has totally refused me paying. *thinks* hmm wait I have..but he's not in KL.

Go learn how to treat a woman, you hos.

Kerja lagi!

So the company I'm working for sent me to Perhentian to represent one of our brands which was the sponsor for the Perhentian Island Challenge 09. This time I couldn't snorkel like I did on Redang cause of my stitches..and I was having my period. Tampons, yeah I know, but I still don't feel right going in the water with my menses you know. Btw have you realized how uncomfortable guys get when you're talking about your period? Like damn bodoh la, I feel like shouting PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD all the time and see them cringe as if I'm talking about how small their penises are.

Anyway

Tv3 was there and they wanted to interview me. I was like, okay fine, but guess what.. they wanted me to take off my motherfucking monroe. HELL NO BITCH. I just had this shit for 2 months, and it was fucking painful to get it pierced, so I will NOT take it off for ANYONE (unless it's Wolverine). Plus either you accept me for who I am or you can GTFO cause you know, I'm not that desperate to be on tv. I'm not a whore for fame ;)

the rc team, yo!


on the last day, during the beach clean up. hair's all messy from the boat ride

Buang masa

So some people have been complaining that I don't update my blog often enough. Sorry lah I rather play games on FB than come on blogspot, lol. Plus some losers think I'm this horribly angry monster because I rant here, and they're all like, Why are you so angry all the time! Hey bitch this is my blog so if you think I'm too aggressive for your horribly boring monotonous life, then you should continue reading the other blogs with 100000 pictures of the same people and their very detailed description of what they ate/ which roads they drive on / when they shat / etc every day.

Anyhoo.

Back to bitching, right. You know what I fucking hate? Disorganized events. You can already tell how good or bad an event is when you walk to the entrance - are there signs which indicate where you should line up, if yes then the event would be somewhat okay, and if there aren't, then you might as well just go home and not bother about it.

A few weeks ago I went to a magazine launch at MOS, they sent us VIP tickets so like whateverla, layan right. So we go there, to fucking MOS which is like fucking far in Sunway, and behold! it's like damn chaotic at the entrance. Where are you supposed to line up? Where's the VIP lane cause don't tell me VIP pun nak line up damn long kan? The chaos doesn't end there, nooooo it continues inside! We were ushered to the upper floor cause VIP la konon whatever, and they only had like 1 fucking bar opened on that floor -_- damn smart right? I stood there for like 20 minutes to get 2 fucking drinks because they only allowed 2 fucking drinks per person. CAN DIE OK. What's the point of being fucking VIP when you get treated like shit anyway?

Needless to say I didn't even stay there long, not even for an hour. I went for the Beatles Night at Barsonic instead, which was awesome cause eyeris won a prize and gave me a Beatles shirt.. which is like damn big but okayla, can pakai as baju tidur, haha.

No pictures la damn malas.. I fail as a blogger.. ladeeda

Tak ada otak

FUCKING MCDONALDS STAFF.

How hard is it to differentiate between ORIGINAL AND SPICY chicken? If there were 500 different kinds of chickens at McDonald's, then I would understand the mistake, but there are only 2 fucking ways you cook your bloody chicken pieces, ORIGINAL and SPICY. Even if you went to a fucking Malay kampung school in the jungle, you still had English text books so don't tell me you don't know the meaning of SPICY. Plus, I'm sure your supervisor told you the difference between spicy and original chicken when you were still a trainee. I even spoke to you in Malay, I said SATU AYAM GORENG MCD ORIGINAL TAK NAK DRUMSTICK.

Why did you remember the no drumstick part but you can't remember the ORIGINAL part?? Is your brain so fucking small that you can't keep 2 small bits of information at once? because I would feel really, really sorry for your fucking bloody stupid self if you can't.

There's a fucking reason why I asked for ORIGINAL, it's because I can't take spicy food, and I'll get a fucking tummy ache and fucking diarrhea when I do. And because I was SO BLOODY hungry last night after not having lunch and dinner, I just ate a piece of that fucking chicken and only realized it's fucking SPICY after I swallowed it. And I've been suffering from tummy ache since.

FUCKING STUPID SHITHEADS.