Tipu!

Dear Garden Cafe in 1U,

Why the fuck do you call yourself 'Garden Cafe' when I can't smoke in it? Fine, the whole 'indoor nature' bullshit crap idea - I get that, but hello, at least prepare a corner where people can puff their lungs away! Because that's what you do outdoors, in a fucking real garden, you can fucking smoke. I really wanted to give you a try the other day, but as soon as I received a negative on smoking, I headed to my most favorite place in 1U to eat - Delicious. At least they have real outdoor seats. Not some tacky, fake-leafed-place. BAH.

Best,
Me